African Time Menace

By Jumi Eniola Odepe

Yes, the African Time Syndrome is a Menace.
Let it stop with you.

Around May last year, I learned
Four out of us Africans met, Me, I, Myself, and Moi

Reasoning together, we
Intentionally, purposefully, and strategically

Changed the syndrome of the
African time, so please, please, please, the

Next time you attend an event, oh ye African, be sure
To arrive right on time cos with

Immediate effect, after that
Meeting that we had in May, we put an
End to the time-wasting, life altering, poverty inducing, backward and barbaric culture called the  "African Time."

Jumi Eniola Odepe